ask-ophiuchus:

Ask Opiuchus - A Story for undyingUmbrage (by Blankstate)

Text narrated by my buddy VengeanceCreed from the MMORPGSTUCK roleplay I keep going on about ! :D

Dark Secrets of Homestuck - Or how Draconian Dignitary convinced her Condescension to hand over the Ring.

Because DD isn’t quite as smooth as he first appears to be.

Aradia <3< Aranea

Well no one showed up to the livestream, that’s kinda sad. What am I ever gonna do with that piece of excrement thing anyway ? :[

So yeah, I maybe went a little to literal with the suggestion … But that’s what makes it work :P

Five more minutes to go before my livestream for the ironic shitty Aradia/Aranea shipping comic. It’ll be 19:22 at GMT+1H time.

I’ll be livestreaming the creation of my latest comic starring Aranea and Aradia in half an hour ! (thanks orangeaipom for the suggestion, to everyone else : you know those are things you can do right ?)

That actually makes more sense than the logic behind most of my ships buuuuuuuut … Why not ?! I’ll get cracking. Haven’t had a spider-girl in my comics yet !

Hegemonic Brute’s Head <3 Prospitian Brute’s Head

Because HEADS HAVE NEEDS GODDAMMIT THEY’RE PEOPLE

DAVE STRIDER <> THE MAYOR

He rules he’s like Dave’s best fucking friend

plazmataz:

Homestuck team veterans, proving their worth since 2009.

Featuring the vivacious poop-stylings of Bowman, Tavia, and myself.

God Bless America

Jack Noir <3< Equius

It’s a no-brainer, really. You fuck with Noir’s knives, and he ain’t ever gonna forgive you.